10 5 / 2013
"Don’t mix bad words with your bad mood. You’ll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you’ll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."
(via lovejayr)
10 5 / 2013
I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty
and to the booty for which it stands
one nation under booty
indivisible
with liberty and ass for all
(via lovejayr)
10 5 / 2013
spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
(Source: christophertraegers, via lovejayr)
10 5 / 2013
10 5 / 2013
so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…
then he sent this
apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire
Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death
(via insanelyepic)






